Break it down... Hey.... Hey.... Heeeey......

Got up (on time, hells yeah), took a shower (which I did not do yesterday, which very well may have contributed to my give a fuck attitude), put on my no pocket jeans (which look sweeeet on my ghetto booty, cause as my mom always said, "I have an hourglass figure with all the sand at the bottom) and my super cool hand knitted headband (that Sara, my knitting addict sponsee gave me cause she looks straight crazy in headbands and she knows it) to match one of my favorite sweaters I finally get to start wearing since the weather has turned (how bout THAT for pullin' some gratitude out of my ass, since I was bitchin' about the weather yesterday?).

Went to work and went balls to the wall all day closing tickets on the last day of the month (since Sara was off for the day to get oral surgery, which is SO not as much fun as taking the day off to get oral).  Sometimes, I gotta admit, I miss doin' her job, because there's always so much to do and I love, love, LOVE working in chaos (go figure).

Came home and did absolutely NOTHING but eat pizza and watch dvr (It's Always Sunny, CSI and some dumbshit videos of people having horribly painful accidents trying to do stunts, which was totally hilarious) and then watch Secondhand Lions AGAIN, because that movie always makes me feel good.  I want to REALLY live like they did and die with my boots on.

THEN, I logged onto Facebook and saw that Mable MissDemeanor had her puppies and got SO excited to see them that I had to call her house maid Mindy to squeel in excitement with her!  They are ADORABLE!  If I didn't already have three dogs, I would totally HAVE to have one.  But alas, I cannot, so in order to keep one in the family, I called the Marvel Matt (my FAVORITE male sponsee) and made him get excited too!  I uber hope he decides to get one.  He'd make a great Big Daddy to one of them baby girls and he really needs to be a Daddy to a REAL bitch, instead of them ones he's been havin' swimmin' in the darkness like the sharks that they are!  ;)

And now, here I am, ending my day, forcing the world wide web to swallow my descriptive words of it.

GUUUUULP.

Good night people of the planet!