The Way is Clear - We are Assimilating the Child

It is time.  The beautiful and illustrious Saratina and I will be bringing her daughter into the Ben Folds Fold this evening, as well as an esteemed gentleman by the name of Andy.  We mean no harm.  We shall enlighten them to the wonders of the cutest geek on the planet Earth.  Much joy will be had by them of course as they bask in the wonderment of their first Ben Folds Experience, but it will not touch the absolute ecstacy of Sara and I, as we bring new blood into the concert hall.  Yay, it shall be my Ben Folds FIVE experience, having participated four times before.  Miss Sara, having just begun her journey last October in the pouring rain, has now been indoctrined and cannot flee the glee.  No she can not, and therefor she must propegate the geek species and pass the BF torch to her daughter.  I will be on my best behavior and hope beyond hope that I will not have to display the ugly side of concert line etiquette as I did last time, having been forced to smack talk Biff and Muffy Squared who line jumped as the doors opened when my pant legs were drenched to the knees from waiting in line around an entire friggin' corner in a downpour.  They almost destroyed my inner peace and got an umbrella jammed up their noses.  Yes.  I must behave in front of the child, but if lessons need to be taught, so shall they be!  I'll post an update tomorrow...  Ohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.